Toilet Wars

Toilet Wars

Boys and girls are different. Once, this difference had been celebrated. Vive la petit difference, exclaimed the French, and other nations also enjoyed it. Now it has lead to multiple troubles, on the seas, in the cities and even in outer space, as you will learn now. Men and women pee in a dissimilar way,…

Playing the Gender Card

Playing the Gender Card

In this age of feminism, if you can feature a female in your story, the more likely you gain empathy with audiences these days. For example, just look at the Happy Egg Company that panders to women, claiming it houses its hens (called “their girls”) in large pastures instead of cages and treats their birds…

In Which Embattled Manhood Rassles a Carburetor, and Is Discomfited

In Which Embattled Manhood Rassles a Carburetor, and Is Discomfited

In times of desperation, such as being medically sidelined, columnists resort to the shameless practice of republishing old titles. It is embarrassing. But I am doing it. The abyss is everywhere, the unknown chasm that lies beyond the world we think we understand. Especially in carburetors.The other day I went to the back yard to…